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PemberDucky


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AttilaTheMom wrote:...it just seemed like a good idea to put zombies all over my chest this morning...




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HiddenIdentity


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superspryte wrote:I just noticed no1 has a strange affinity for me...and he likes to chop up my... text.

I noticed Raining "quoted" me too.

Raining


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cruzer wrote: got about an inch or two.


Raining


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dontwantaname wrote:
I scooped it up and put it back in!


Raining


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cruzer wrote:

Oh that's right...I went there.


no1


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daj59 wrote:I get to piss ... tonight.

Schrobblehead


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no1 wrote:Can I just wear goddess undies?
I'm a Christmas Unicorn! In a uniform made of gold, with a billy-goat beard, and a sorcerer's shield, and mistletoe on my nose!

SkekTek


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kenney9226 wrote:Last post before cramming my pale heinie into the tiny mighty Corolla.



kenney9226


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SkekTek wrote:



Not that one...

"Pull my finger!"

last post.

superspryte


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PemberDucky wrote:James Cho broke my heart. *sniff*
I was like, "James, take me and I will be your wife! I will forever bask in the glory of your awesomeness."
And he was all, "Ducky, baby, this bird's gotta fly."
And then he threw his cigarette down, crushing it under his toe. He grabbed my arms and swept me into our most passionate and final kiss. By the time I'd opened my eyes and caught my breath, my Cho had left. Gone.
He doesn't even know about our son.
w: 7 | t.w: 1 | h.w: 1 | tg.w: 0 | sp.w: 0 | a.w: 0 | k.w: 0 | s.w: 15 | w.w: 15 | so.w: 2

Raining


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AZGman wrote:Seems to be working okay for me.


Raining


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pooflady wrote:I had one Captain Morgan. The other two women had three.


Raining


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AZGman wrote:Oh yeah! I'll be having it again!


Raining


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cruzer wrote:
We get to do it again in June


Raining


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cruzer wrote:here, I'll help you feel them



majit


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tehpwnerer wrote:91

If you can't vote back to back, it's gonna take a long time before someone makes post 349.

Raining


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cruzer wrote:depends on if it works.


no1


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cruzer wrote:...can't come fast enough. ...Stimulus thingy ...!

Raining


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no1 wrote:


no1, I thought about this one, but knew you would come thru. I lost my guts, not like me as I like to mess with cruzer. I know he gets tired of me doing this.

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Raining wrote:...knew you would come ...I like to ...he gets tired ....





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no1


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Raining wrote:no1, I thought about this one, but knew you would come thru. I lost my guts, not like me as I like to mess with cruzer. I know he gets tired of me doing this.


Ms. Raining,

Your streak of posting quotes from Mr. Cruzer ends. Time to start a new one!

Raining


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no1 wrote:Ms. Raining,

Your streak of posting quotes from Mr. Cruzer ends. Time to start a new one!



Gonna be tough, finding someone else. Been doing it with him a long time.

no1


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Raining wrote:Gonna be tough, finding someone else. Been doing it with him a long time.



*cough* this is a nice quote.

Ms. Raining, I meant that now that someone else (me) has posted that kind of quote from him, you can reset your counter and start in on Mr. Cruzer again.


Raining


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Schrobblehead wrote:Remembering
if you can forgive or tolerate full frontal male nudity.



cruzer


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no1 wrote:



Sir 1,
That was a good one! lol

Raining


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cruzer wrote:sure is ugly looking.


no1


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Josephus wrote: people in the south ... is so stupid or drunk ...

sounds right.



Raining


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cruzer wrote:I think its about time the other way.


PemberDucky


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SkekTek wrote:I like...skydiving and...violence/scatological humor.




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no1


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cruzer


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no1 wrote:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_little_death



I'm kinda scared that no1 knows stuff like this...

Raining


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cruzer wrote: I forgot who it was .


Raining


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no1 wrote:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_little_death


I wonder if no1 has experience with this.

no1


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daj59 wrote:I "do it" all the time.


no1


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KtCallista wrote:I do hope it was a much better experience for you than it was for me. I actually had women's advocacy groups trying to get me to leave Orc because I was so swollen and bruised up afterward. ... Yup, not a fun experience at all.



no1


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Josephus wrote:I would pay for pictures of this event.
KT...Tall...Poof...fen...TennBee...Acemom

as long as there's ...nudity...;^D



no1


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AttilaTheMom wrote:since you can spell and use correct grammer


SkekTek


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kenney9226 wrote:I could get on board with a Marge muppet.



Schrobblehead


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no1 wrote://must... strangle...



I'm a Christmas Unicorn! In a uniform made of gold, with a billy-goat beard, and a sorcerer's shield, and mistletoe on my nose!

Schrobblehead


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PemberDucky wrote:... I kind of feel like I might throw up or wet my pants. I am also extremely excited.



I'm a Christmas Unicorn! In a uniform made of gold, with a billy-goat beard, and a sorcerer's shield, and mistletoe on my nose!