Webfoot08


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PemberDucky wrote:Ordinarily, I wouldn't use the word. I figure since you don't even have the nuggets (or integrity) to operate under your own identity, I don't have to offer you *my* full integrity or respect. It would be a waste.



That's not the real Kenney?

Kenney9326


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no1 wrote:If you aren't trying to justify your actions, then why do you post at all? Your so-called "explanations" don't explain anything. They just seem a poor attempt to make your actions seem clever.

I am done trying to communicate with you.



Bye then.

If I had only known you are doing this because you have OCD. Well, that is a whole other story...

Kenney9326


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Webfoot08 wrote:That's not the real Kenney?



Sorry Webfoot, apparently not. Sorry for any confusion it may have caused you. Please don't hate me because I am an impostor. Well not really an imposter although I do imagine the name is designed to sow confusion.

If I had only known you are doing this because you have OCD. Well, that is a whole other story...

Webfoot08


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Kenney9326 wrote:Sorry Webfoot, apparently not. Sorry for any confusion it may have caused you. Please don't hate me because I am an impostor. Well not really an imposter although I do imagine the name is designed to sow confusion.



This might be a good day to stay off the forums. There's apparently a fake Adder running around somewhere too, from what I've seen, and I've got an eye/sinus infection to cope with, so I think I'll take a holiday from here and go visit my Chinese medicine practitioner.

Good luck to everyone in finding your true identities.

pooflady


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TP holders in public restrooms where you can't find the end of the tp and proceed to put gashes in your knuckles from the serrated edge.



When I was a kid I wanted to be older, this CRAP is NOT what I expected.

2thFairy


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I deeply DEEPLY dislike the overuse of "to be honest." Are we to assume that everything said prior to that is a lie?

dontwantaname


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Deleting the PM thread I stored woot stuff in for the past 2 years.
One thread like that was deleted by woot in some weird thing...if you tried to delete something on page 2 of your PMs...one thread on the I just sneezed all over myself. would go.
This time it was me. I misread it and deleted it.
//smack myself...hard!

WE LURV YOU TOO! Dork!!!
No greater love is lost than that not shared.

sisterC


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dontwantaname wrote:Deleting the PM thread I stored woot stuff in for the past 2 years.
One thread like that was deleted by woot in some weird thing...if you tried to delete something on page 2 of your PMs...one thread on the I just sneezed all over myself. would go.
This time it was me. I misread it and deleted it.
//smack myself...hard!




safe sex...
backing up your stuff equals safe computing!

hey darlin'...,miss me?

mad dogs and englishmen...i still want the great dane!

dontwantaname


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sisterC wrote: safe sex...
backing up your stuff equals safe computing!

hey darlin'...,miss me?



Hi sisterC! Yep, but I'm still deleting most of your post!

WE LURV YOU TOO! Dork!!!
No greater love is lost than that not shared.

pooflady


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dontwantaname wrote:Hi sisterC! Yep, but I'm still deleting most of your post!



Why? That wasn't PG 13?



When I was a kid I wanted to be older, this CRAP is NOT what I expected.

sisterC


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pooflady wrote:Why? That wasn't PG 13?



nothing i have not seen on a billboard!

mad dogs and englishmen...i still want the great dane!

dontwantaname


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sisterC wrote:nothing i have not seen on a billboard!



Because I'm in no mood to find a report of a post that is really OK, but not to everyone. Especially when I like the person.
Although everyone might be back. I think I was the only person with any sort of power here all weekend!
That is a scary thought.

WE LURV YOU TOO! Dork!!!
No greater love is lost than that not shared.

pooflady


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sisterC wrote:nothing i have not seen on a billboard!



Oops, if there was a picture, it didn't show up for me. I was just referring to the text. I take it back.



When I was a kid I wanted to be older, this CRAP is NOT what I expected.

dontwantaname


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pooflady wrote:Oops, if there was a picture, it didn't show up for me. I was just referring to the text. I take it back.




ooooooooh, no picture. Please don't ask sister C for a picture.

WE LURV YOU TOO! Dork!!!
No greater love is lost than that not shared.

pooflady


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dontwantaname wrote:ooooooooh, no picture. Please don't ask sister C for a picture.



Of course not. When she said "billboard," I thought maybe she had posted a picture that didn't come up for me. Some of them don't.



When I was a kid I wanted to be older, this CRAP is NOT what I expected.

sisterC


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pooflady wrote:Of course not. When she said "billboard," I thought maybe she had posted a picture that didn't come up for me. Some of them don't.




rotflmao...condoms and wanking are both encouraged as ways of safe sex. people have been wanking since pre eve i asume. what else did adam do those first few minutes? he was a healthy man wasn't he???

mad dogs and englishmen...i still want the great dane!

no1


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sisterC wrote:rotflmao...condoms and wanking are both encouraged as ways of safe sex. people have been wanking since pre eve i asume. what else did adam do those first few minutes? he was a healthy man wasn't he???


Sister C,

Probably picking his nose and non-wanking-scratching.

sisterC


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no1 wrote:Sister C,

Probably picking his nose and non-wanking-scratching.



true coz without eve (or playboy, etc) what would he have wanked over? who was the first wanker then? oh probably eve!

mad dogs and englishmen...i still want the great dane!

no1


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sisterC wrote:true coz without eve (or playboy, etc) what would he have wanked over? who was the first wanker then? oh probably eve!



Sister C,

People usually depict the Forbidden Fruit as an apple. Mabe it was really a cucumber.

sisterC


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no1 wrote:Sister C,

People usually depict the Forbidden Fruit as an apple. Mabe it was really a cucumber.



Ovaltina, my goat...no1, you made me laugh so hard i spit diet pepsi out my nose and then coughed so hard i peed a little my cheeks hurt from smiling...

mad dogs and englishmen...i still want the great dane!

dontwantaname


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Just for the record....I didn't see any of this.

WE LURV YOU TOO! Dork!!!
No greater love is lost than that not shared.

Rowlf


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long lines formed solely because the cashier doesn't know what they are doing

PemberDucky


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I hate that Bobby Flay can't pronounce CHIPOTLE despite his using it in every dish on every menu in every restaurant and on every show with which he's ever been affiliated.
IT'S NOT 'CHIP-OAT-UH-LAY.' YOU ARE A TRAINED CHEF. GET IT RIGHT.
Where are my pills?!


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Josephus


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I hate Bobby Flay.

GodfatherND


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Bats, and I don't mean baseball bats. My house has wood shakes on the roof, and the bats like to hide underneath them.

On one hand, they are cute furry flying mammals. They eat their weight in mosquitoes and other bugs every night.

On the other hand, they can carry rabies, and SARS, and a host of other diseases.

I found another dead bat in my yard (third one this year)! I may never leave the house again.

2thFairy


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Moon Pies

mwiseman


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2thFairy wrote:Moon Pies


Oh...?
well, don't forget puppy dogs, newborn babies and Jesus while your at it.

2thFairy


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mwiseman wrote:Oh...?
well, don't forget puppy dogs, newborn babies and Jesus while your at it.



How exactly does any of that relate???? That is some serious angst, of which I am not aware that I conveyed in my dislike of Moon Pies.

I just think they are too salty. I get tricked every time I buy one, which is approximately every 7 or 8 years.

ThunderThighs


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2thFairy wrote:How exactly does any of that relate???? That is some serious angst, of which I am not aware that I conveyed in my dislike of Moon Pies.

I just think they are too salty. I get tricked every time I buy one, which is approximately every 7 or 8 years.

You said you hated Moon Pies (see the thread title)! Why that's almost....unnatural! *gasp*



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PemberDucky


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daj59 wrote:You said you hated Moon Pies (see the thread title)! Why that's almost....unnatural! *gasp*



I'm going to have to agree.
Putting Moon Pies on the same level as BOBBY FLAY and fake Kenneys is a lot of hate! (Or H8, if you're l33t.)


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mwiseman


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The moonpie encompasses all that is sweet...pure...even spiritual. Battles have been fought, art has been inspired and life itself has been conceived over its chocolate/vanilla/banana coated, marshmallow-filled, gooey goodness.

To say one hates moonpies is like swearing an oath against God and country.

PemberDucky


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mwiseman wrote:The moonpie encompasses all that is sweet...pure...even spiritual. Battles have been fought, art has been inspired and life itself has been conceived over its chocolate/vanilla/banana coated, marshmallow-filled, gooey goodness.

To say one hates moonpies is like swearing an oath against God and country.



I hear "Dixie" playing in the background.


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2thFairy


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PemberDucky wrote:I hear "Dixie" playing in the background.



No shitake! I'm out of this one.. too intense for me.

2thFairy


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daj59 wrote:You said you hated Moon Pies (see the thread title)! Why that's almost....unnatural! *gasp*



(see the thread title) <-- really? Duh!!!

2thFairy


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And for the record:

Yes, I hate Walt Whitman as well!!

PemberDucky


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2thFairy wrote:And for the record:

Yes, I hate Walt Whitman as well!!



I don't *hate* him, but he's overrated.


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PemberDucky


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I hate the word 'utilize' now.
IT DOESN'T MAKE YOU SOUND SMART.
(I know I've complained about this before. I just...I just hate it so much.)


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dontwantaname


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mwiseman wrote:The moonpie encompasses all that is sweet...pure...even spiritual. Battles have been fought, art has been inspired and life itself has been conceived over its chocolate/vanilla/banana coated, marshmallow-filled, gooey goodness.

To say one hates moonpies is like swearing an oath against God and country.


Then how come you can't buy one up here?

WE LURV YOU TOO! Dork!!!
No greater love is lost than that not shared.

sisterC


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dontwantaname wrote:Then how come you can't buy one up here?



people with access to moonpies tend to get violent if someone asks to share. i know...i do

mad dogs and englishmen...i still want the great dane!

Webfoot08


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Intense dislike: when an advertisement comes on before or after the video I'm watching online late at night when other people are asleep, and the sound is so loud that it suddenly roars out of my speakers at top volume.