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Mavyn wrote:I don't think there are any sporting equivalents to the size of the tomatoes. But it's been so cold, I'm just pleased they are present!



Tomatoes are usually baseball size when they are done.

No gardens this year. Not next door, not my father in law and I stopped when I got Rusty because I figured he would pee on it.

We still have blackberries. A few are almost full size, but not ripe. The rest are babies.

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Mavyn wrote:I don't think there are any sporting equivalents to the size of the tomatoes.


Marbles?


hardly dobbers, I know.

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Morning
No poop report yet.


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dontwantaname wrote:I wake up and check the cell phone.
I don't sleep with the phone. It is for going out and driving, not home.



you must be older than 50. possibly older than 60.

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hey everbody! the us economy is not looking so good!

in other late breaking news, generalissimo francisco franco is still dead!

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Mavyn wrote:I don't think there are any sporting equivalents to the size of the tomatoes.



"my tomatoes are the size of jose canseco's steroid-shrunken testicles!"

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dougall wrote:Marbles?


hardly dobbers, I know.



To be fair, these are cherry tomatoes, so a good sized marble would be ripe.

Need to get some other 'maters planted.

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no1 wrote:"my tomatoes are the size of jose canseco's steroid-shrunken testicles!"



This is not a measuring system with which I am familiar.

Plums, berries, veg, sure.

Shrunken bits...well. That's more a prune.

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no1 wrote:you must be older than 50. possibly older than 60.



Yes.

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Mavyn wrote:This is not a measuring system with which I am familiar.

Plums, berries, veg, sure.

Shrunken bits...well. That's more a prune.



True. Is this the Game of Thrones measuring system?

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dontwantaname wrote:True. Is this the Game of Thrones measuring system?



I think that would be flayed or squashed.

Or burnt.

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Mavyn wrote:I think that would be flayed or squashed.

Or burnt.



Takeout for dinner?

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dougall wrote:Takeout for dinner?



Fried, not baked!

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no1 wrote:hey everbody! the us economy is not looking so good!

in other late breaking news, generalissimo francisco franco is still dead!



You do know that nobody younger than 50 something would understand that reference.

Unless you are Chevy Chase and I'm not.

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dontwantaname wrote:Unless you are Chevy Chase and I'm not.



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Okay, this is weird. My land line just called itself. Phone rang, caller ID was this name and this number. And no one was there when I said hello!



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pooflady wrote:Okay, this is weird. My land line just called itself. Phone rang, caller ID was this name and this number. And no one was there when I said hello!



i iz all up in ur houz!

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dontwantaname wrote:You do know that nobody younger than 50 something would understand that reference.

Unless you are Chevy Chase and I'm not.



RIP Casey Kasem and does anyone under 40 even know who he was? I grew up with American Top 40.

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hot72chev wrote:RIP Casey Kasem and does anyone under 40 even know who he was? I grew up with American Top 40.



rip tony gwynn.

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pooflady wrote:Once again, thank you. Although no one answered when I said hello.



i get telemarketer-like hangups like that. supposedly that means someone else was faster ansering the fone so the telemarketeer talked to the other person instead of me. could be one of those kind of sitcherations.

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pooflady wrote:no one answered when I said hello.



the bubba said, "hello? is it me you're looking for?"

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congrats to team usa for winning its first 2014 world cup match.

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no1 wrote:i get telemarketer-like hangups like that. supposedly that means someone else was faster ansering the fone so the telemarketeer talked to the other person instead of me. could be one of those kind of sitcherations.



Yeah, I get those a lot.



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pooflady wrote:Yeah, I get those a lot.



I give them 2 or maybe 3 seconds to answer when I say hello. Nobody? I hangup.

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I always try to provide a helpful tip before hanging up.

"The average gestation of an adult guppy is 28 days."

"2 tsp cream of tarter + 1 tsp baking soda = 3 tsp baking powder."

"A pencil eraser can be used as an emergency earring back."

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30 minutes ago, I noticed that someone had left 3/4 of a Twinkie and a plastic knife on the table in the break room.

Just now, I noticed that it is now just 1/2 a Twinkie and a plastic knife on the table in the break room.

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kenney9226 wrote:30 minutes ago, I noticed that someone had left 3/4 of a Twinkie and a plastic knife on the table in the break room.

Just now, I noticed that it is now just 1/2 a Twinkie and a plastic knife on the table in the break room.



You do need to eat to make poop.

Really? Someone stole 1/4 of a Twinkie?
That is low.
I would suspect some thin woman, or someone on a diet.



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Horror of the day, so far....

Street sweeper came around and the next door neighbors had their car on the street.

Although, that is downhill from here, so the dirt won't end up in front of me.
Downhill by an inch or two, but that is the way the water runs.

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Weather report:
Icky. Not crazy icky, but icky enough.

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hummm, my little rolling circle of doom is rolling, but it isn't stoping me from doing anything on the computer.
odd

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kenney9226 wrote:30 minutes ago, I noticed that someone had left 3/4 of a Twinkie and a plastic knife on the table in the break room.

Just now, I noticed that it is now just 1/2 a Twinkie and a plastic knife on the table in the break room.



Sounds to me like bait in a trap.



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dontwantaname wrote:hummm, my little rolling circle of doom is rolling, but it isn't stoping me from doing anything on the computer.
odd



?

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pooflady wrote:Sounds to me like bait in a trap.



despite all my rage i am still just a rat in a cage.
despite all my rage i am still just a rat in a cage.
despite all my rage i am still just a rat in a cage.
despite all my rage i am still just a rat in a cage.
despite all my rage i am still just a rat in a cage.
despite all my rage i am still just a rat in a cage.
despite all my rage i am still just a rat in a cage.
despite all my rage i am still just a rat in a cage.
despite all my rage i am still just a rat in a cage.

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Being a rat with a twinkie counts for nothing?

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dontwantaname wrote:hummm, my little rolling circle of doom is rolling, but it isn't stoping me from doing anything on the computer.
odd



When I get that and it won't stop, I can't do anything on the computer.



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Mavyn wrote:Being a rat with a twinkie counts for nothing?



i think "rage twinkie" should be the name of a heavy metal band.

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no1 wrote:i think "rage twinkie" should be the name of a heavy metal band.



Note to self: Leave safe search on when googling 'rage twinkie'.

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no1 wrote:?



I don't know. I just shut down safari and it was gone.
Usually it freezes the computer, this time it didn't.

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