no1


quality posts: 7 Private Messages no1
Mavyn wrote:no one likes a whore



you know me too well.

dontwantaname


quality posts: 13 Private Messages dontwantaname

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no1 wrote:you know me too well.



Look! The soap is on the floor!

WE LURV YOU TOO! Dork!!!
No greater love is lost than that not shared.

kenney9226


quality posts: 7 Private Messages kenney9226
jqubed wrote: ...pooflady is still beating her husband!



no1 wrote:at least i'll beat that danged brian morris this year!


kenney9226


quality posts: 7 Private Messages kenney9226
jqubed wrote:Yes, easy to beat him


no1


quality posts: 7 Private Messages no1
ThunderThighs wrote:I always think of Poo...

no1


quality posts: 7 Private Messages no1
pooflady wrote:You consistently boggle my mind.



tyvm!

dougall


quality posts: 14 Private Messages dougall
no1 wrote:my motto is "fill every orifice"



TWSS too.

hot72chev


quality posts: 12 Private Messages hot72chev
jqubed wrote:Probably; I kind of had to flop around a bit just to get circulation moving.


No badges cluttering up this signature...no-sir-ee-bob.

daveinwarshington


quality posts: 22 Private Messages daveinwarshington

I'm in for the first time

kenney9226 wrote:



Which is different than out for the first time, I guess.

no1


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agingdragqueen wrote:I just checked with Travis and he's not too keen



ouch. poor travis.

kenney9226


quality posts: 7 Private Messages kenney9226
dontwantaname wrote:
It would be a lot more interesting if I enjoyed looking a nude women.



kenney9226


quality posts: 7 Private Messages kenney9226
ThunderThighs wrote:...she came in dragging a turd. She's showing a little more hiney than she used to. And she got a butt bath.

ThunderThighs


quality posts: 605 Private Messages ThunderThighs

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kenney9226 wrote:



Thank you, Kenny. Thank you.




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Mavyn


quality posts: 22 Private Messages Mavyn
no1 wrote:i prefer to spend my money on overly manicured hookers & beer.


My speech is not parsing. I am speaking in ellipsis.

no1


quality posts: 7 Private Messages no1
hot72chev wrote:I've heard about no1 ... the long-haired guy who wears the lavender terry cloth shower shoes...you know, the one who shares his fruit cocktail for special favors. Rumors all over the cell block.



//blushes

Mavyn


quality posts: 22 Private Messages Mavyn
no1 wrote:peenis, vajayjay, and ass. got it.



Hold tight to that soap.

My speech is not parsing. I am speaking in ellipsis.

no1


quality posts: 7 Private Messages no1
pooflady wrote:Woody1 and the guy with the taser really helped me out.



no1


quality posts: 7 Private Messages no1
edlada wrote:I believe I was probed once or twice ... Ahh the good old days ...


no1


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dontwantaname wrote:That picture of the couple was from my old neighborhood! Not the extended neighborhood, but exactly my neighborhood.
Needless to say, they eventually got killed.



//note to self: do not piss off dname or any1 else from her old neighbourhood

dougall


quality posts: 14 Private Messages dougall
Mavyn wrote:difficult to keep track of tiny things.


FML

Mavyn


quality posts: 22 Private Messages Mavyn
dougall wrote:FML



I know RIGHT where I left you.

My speech is not parsing. I am speaking in ellipsis.

dougall


quality posts: 14 Private Messages dougall
dontwantaname wrote:I popped them in my mouth.

Felt something hard, so spit it out.

It got up and walked away.



'nuff said

Mavyn


quality posts: 22 Private Messages Mavyn
hot72chev wrote:This implies that you had crap at least once before. If I could find crap just once, I'd be happy and stop touching myself.


My speech is not parsing. I am speaking in ellipsis.

hot72chev


quality posts: 12 Private Messages hot72chev
Mavyn wrote:



I see what you did there!

No badges cluttering up this signature...no-sir-ee-bob.

Mavyn


quality posts: 22 Private Messages Mavyn
hot72chev wrote:I see what you did there!



;) I had to reread your comment because that is how I read it at first!

My speech is not parsing. I am speaking in ellipsis.

Nitetigrezz


quality posts: 37 Private Messages Nitetigrezz
jqubed wrote:And yeah, coat and tie are required for all men on the floor of the house while it's in session regardless of what they're doing.


no1 wrote:what about pants?




Nitetigrezz Woot Sticker Trade Post ~ First ever Broncos on Cowboys ~ 7/11/2014 ~ 154.9/2000

no1


quality posts: 7 Private Messages no1
pooflady wrote:I have leak frogs under every sink in the house ... and even a grandchild.



i hope this grandchild gets potty trained soon.

Nitetigrezz


quality posts: 37 Private Messages Nitetigrezz
no1 wrote:i hope this grandchild gets potty trained soon.



Oh good, I wasn't the only one who had to re-read her original statement XD

no1 wrote:"... hail-sized golf balls rained down on surrounding neighbourhoods when poofguy's foursome teed off..."




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no1


quality posts: 7 Private Messages no1
dontwantaname wrote:I want to be higher than a ...



please, enough of your drug references.

dougall


quality posts: 14 Private Messages dougall
Nitetigrezz wrote:I've been so close to breaking through the brown streak for so long that I couldn't stand it much longer >.<


...

dougall


quality posts: 14 Private Messages dougall
no1 wrote://imagines dougall topless


dougall


quality posts: 14 Private Messages dougall
Nitetigrezz wrote:Does anyone ever get comfortable 'selling themselves'? x.x It's making me all sorts of anxious


Just give yourself away...

Nitetigrezz


quality posts: 37 Private Messages Nitetigrezz
dougall wrote:Just give yourself away...



I'm worth at least something though!


Nitetigrezz Woot Sticker Trade Post ~ First ever Broncos on Cowboys ~ 7/11/2014 ~ 154.9/2000

jlarson328


quality posts: 9 Private Messages jlarson328
Nitetigrezz wrote:More buggery >.< Of course. Because furries.



Indeed, because furries.

First Birthday of Celebrations 7/11/14, First Shirt Birthday of Celebrations 7/11/14, Birthday Puzzle Mysterious Letter 7/22/14, wife of "MM"

no1


quality posts: 7 Private Messages no1
Mavyn wrote:You're having seamen for dinner?

O.O


Nitetigrezz wrote:I almost wish... ~drools~ Always been a sucker for guys

Nitetigrezz


quality posts: 37 Private Messages Nitetigrezz
no1 wrote:



XD I had a feeling that one was coming soon as I posted it xp


Nitetigrezz Woot Sticker Trade Post ~ First ever Broncos on Cowboys ~ 7/11/2014 ~ 154.9/2000

no1


quality posts: 7 Private Messages no1
no1 wrote:is it worse to be a serial killer or a pedophile?


jqubed wrote:There's no reason you can't be both.

dougall


quality posts: 14 Private Messages dougall
jlarson328 wrote:my breasts are never dry!



Nitetigrezz wrote:Mmmm moist breasts.....



Nitetigrezz


quality posts: 37 Private Messages Nitetigrezz
KtCallista wrote:...it's so empty and innocent - that won't last long.



Nitetigrezz Woot Sticker Trade Post ~ First ever Broncos on Cowboys ~ 7/11/2014 ~ 154.9/2000

hot72chev


quality posts: 12 Private Messages hot72chev
pooflady wrote:O M G, hard as a rock, but then they crumble. Sure wouldn't put one in my mouth.
No badges cluttering up this signature...no-sir-ee-bob.