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MarkDaSpark wrote:ummm ... ummm ..... So you're saying he'd fallen and couldn't get up?
Sorry, I tried to hold it in, and succeeded in the aforementioned thread. But when you post it again ....
Edit: And glad he's fine.
Let's see: he's 95, and wears one of those medic alert pendants. It's supposed to trigger when he falls, but he never falls hard enough for it to trigger. With the wood of the lattice still in his upper arms (and I believe a nail was also involved), he managed to get back inside and call the next door neighbor, who took him to emergency.
So, no, he could get back up.
Edit: And the more I think about this joke at the expense of other's misfortunes, the more livid I get. This was way way out of line.
In fact, I'm gone.
Juvie: 30+24+4; Sellout: 6+7+0
Drunk: 69+94+15 wine, 20+29+4 non-wine
Rugrat: 0+0+0; Refunded: 2+3+1
(as of 2011-03-02)
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10 am tornado testing siren on the first Monday of the month in Denver!
May our love be like good wine, grow stronger as it grows older. ~ Old English Toast
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polarbear22 wrote:I would say a monthly pub would be adequate now.
Only if I get to make menstruation jokes
"The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it."
– George Bernard Shaw, author (1856-1950)