sgtgreeneusmc


quality posts: 5 Private Messages sgtgreeneusmc
scapsinger wrote:
Pirate 1: "Yarr, it be hard to discern the silvers from the golds in this here non-technicolor moving picture."

Pirate 2: "Perhaps the reboot will reveal the treasure!"



Someone call JJ

nedsped


quality posts: 0 Private Messages nedsped


Well typically I use my right hand, but looks like a few of you are lefties...



Wait a second! Diamonds, gold, silver. Where's the cupcake lipstick? The Woot! shirt? No bags of sweet Texas air?


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mibutterflywingz


quality posts: 3 Private Messages mibutterflywingz
ThunderThighs wrote:



Man standing: "I work for Woot! You can't hurt me!"

Man with gun: "Only one way to find out."

Man leaning in: *snickers and giggles* "Tell him how many times you've tried to get 'A Booty of Contraband'! Tell him! Tell him!" *snickers and giggles*

BigRedDogATL


quality posts: 24 Private Messages BigRedDogATL
ThunderThighs wrote:



It's time for another round of CAPTION THIS.

Obviously it's a pirate them. I wanted to laugh, chuckle, and even guffaw. Give me your best effort! Do as many as you want.

They'll be posted in the next posts. Just pick your favorite, hit reply and have at it. Maybe you want to do it as a conversation, a newspaper blurb, or perhaps marketing copy for some new product.

As always, PG-13 is appreciated.

To get you started:


Wait a second! Diamonds, gold, silver. Where's the cupcake lipstick? The Woot! shirt? No bags of sweet Texas air?






"What do you mean by 'The Government Doesn't Think We Pay Our Fair Share Of Taxes'?"

mibutterflywingz


quality posts: 3 Private Messages mibutterflywingz
ThunderThighs wrote:



Man with pipe: "So the deal is you can have anything my unwanted random t-shirt and things I wish I never bought and for every item you take you must get me every Booty of Contraband and stay awake during all woot-offs for and buy for me."

Pirate to his right: "You've already got a Booty of Contraband right here."

kp1111


quality posts: 1 Private Messages kp1111
ThunderThighs wrote:



It's time for another round of CAPTION THIS.

Obviously it's a pirate them. I wanted to laugh, chuckle, and even guffaw. Give me your best effort! Do as many as you want.

They'll be posted in the next posts. Just pick your favorite, hit reply and have at it. Maybe you want to do it as a conversation, a newspaper blurb, or perhaps marketing copy for some new product.

As always, PG-13 is appreciated.

To get you started:


Wait a second! Diamonds, gold, silver. Where's the cupcake lipstick? The Woot! shirt? No bags of sweet Texas air?




mibutterflywingz


quality posts: 3 Private Messages mibutterflywingz
ThunderThighs wrote:



"You dare question my love of Woot!, young sir?"

cappo


quality posts: 31 Private Messages cappo
ThunderThighs wrote:



Captain Curly's career as a pirate was even more lucrative than his days with the Stooges.


mibutterflywingz


quality posts: 3 Private Messages mibutterflywingz
ThunderThighs wrote:



Man: "Woman, I'll never stop loving Woot!'s booty. 'Til you can accept that...Ayeeeeeeeeeeee! A Woot! Off!"

mibutterflywingz


quality posts: 3 Private Messages mibutterflywingz
ThunderThighs wrote:



Did I remember to order everything I wanted?!

joshaw


quality posts: 24 Private Messages joshaw
ThunderThighs wrote:



Darn it, I always have to be Pirate 2!!!

AnotherHiggins


quality posts: 4 Private Messages AnotherHiggins
ThunderThighs wrote:


Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?

Joey, have you ever been in a... in a Turkish prison?

You snooze, you loose. Well I have snost and lost.

buckamayzing


quality posts: 0 Private Messages buckamayzing



Hold it right there! What are you doing here? I specifically requested Matthew McConaughey!

AZGman


quality posts: 3 Private Messages AZGman
buckamayzing wrote:

Hold it right there! What are you doing here? I specifically requested Matthew McConaughey!



Who's speaking here?

Grumpy 'til the day I die.

buckamayzing


quality posts: 0 Private Messages buckamayzing
AZGman wrote:Who's speaking here?



Clearly the guy.

iissurf


quality posts: 25 Private Messages iissurf
sgtgreeneusmc wrote:"Waaaiiittttt. You said there'd be booty, but all I'm seeing is Thunder Thighs."



Haha! Winner for sure!

deracon


quality posts: 0 Private Messages deracon
iissurf wrote:Haha! Winner for sure!



Ditto on that! I almost ROTFLed!

KtCallista


quality posts: 33 Private Messages KtCallista
fredmurtz wrote:Arrr. Do you realize what this means....

Now the entire crew can play Pretty Pretty Princess.



First one to make me laugh! Thank you!

___________________________________________________________________
Paper Napkins on the Edge of Insanity

Beware the V'owls screech!

deracon


quality posts: 0 Private Messages deracon
ThunderThighs wrote:


Willy meets with the first Goonie, Angry Matt. This meeting did not bode well, thus generations will later know him only as One-Eyed Willy.

Orcrist42


quality posts: 7 Private Messages Orcrist42
ThunderThighs wrote:


Pirate 2: Arrr lad, yerr doing it all wrong! If you throw out your back you can show off yer ass tails and yer chest ruffles at the same time.

Orcrist42


quality posts: 7 Private Messages Orcrist42
ThunderThighs wrote:




These biblical dudes are loaded! Good thing none of us can read upside down or someone would start complaining about space-time continuity or something.

olcubmaster


quality posts: 30 Private Messages olcubmaster
tehspaz wrote:Aye, Ye ever been in a Turkish brig?



Surely this must be the winner...

Sugar 'em up and send 'em home

Orcrist42


quality posts: 7 Private Messages Orcrist42
ThunderThighs wrote:



Dahling... we simply MUST get married. Our children could rule France with their beautiful hair.

Orcrist42


quality posts: 7 Private Messages Orcrist42
ThunderThighs wrote:



Arrr... I HATE Plaid!

Orcrist42


quality posts: 7 Private Messages Orcrist42
ThunderThighs wrote:



A Hero's quest? I dare say you walked into a goofy buddy movie, now get out of our drinking scene so I can do my drunken fat comic routine.

deracon


quality posts: 0 Private Messages deracon
ThunderThighs wrote:



The Dude awakens from his dream to realize that his rug is actually a tablecloth, Mr. Lebowski is actually is cabin mate Todd, and Jesus isn't a bowler at all!

deracon


quality posts: 0 Private Messages deracon
ThunderThighs wrote:



Pirate 1: That's it! You've talked enough, I demand a Woot Off!

Pirate 2: A Woot Off?! Pft! Don't make me laugh! I'm Crapbeard, the fastest refresher you'll ever meet.

deracon


quality posts: 0 Private Messages deracon
ThunderThighs wrote:



I warning you, last chance... Tell me how to get to Cutthroat Island!

suzika


quality posts: 8 Private Messages suzika





How am I supposed to breathe with no air, air, air?

Orcrist42


quality posts: 7 Private Messages Orcrist42
ThunderThighs wrote:



Did you follow the link from SlickDeals too?

cfoon


quality posts: 0 Private Messages cfoon

Man in the Middle: "Why am I with these losers. These guys don't even know how to wear a tiara properly..."

ThunderThighs wrote:


cfoon


quality posts: 0 Private Messages cfoon

Dude: "Man! I should of thought of something to say before I grabbed her..."

ThunderThighs wrote:



cfoon


quality posts: 0 Private Messages cfoon

"Tell me who told you I was Paul Gasol!!!"

ThunderThighs wrote:



bluejester


quality posts: 558 Private Messages bluejester
ThunderThighs wrote:



Blast ye Mary! We can't BOTH go out with the same hairstyle!

lkldesign


quality posts: 0 Private Messages lkldesign

Guys I think were in trouble here - think it is covered in arsenic.




barkwoot


quality posts: 63 Private Messages barkwoot
ThunderThighs wrote:



Hmmphh... This gold and silver be so last year.

barkwoot


quality posts: 63 Private Messages barkwoot
ThunderThighs wrote:



Do ye swear that ye not be the one who made me Roomba walk the plank?

barkwoot


quality posts: 63 Private Messages barkwoot
ThunderThighs wrote:



I'll be having back me Grey Poupon!

barkwoot


quality posts: 63 Private Messages barkwoot
ThunderThighs wrote:



Before his epic battle to win back the warehouse from Flying, Screaming Monkeys and restoring randomness to the Booty of Contraband, (the soon to be promoted) Captain Crap ponders the perils that lie ahead.

Josephus


quality posts: 25 Private Messages Josephus
ThunderThighs wrote:



"are these chocolates?"