I suppose I should have just let Yahoo do the auto-draft....at least according to the D grade I got:
Is someone going to put out that dumpster fire? Oh, whoops, that's not a dumpster fire that's the Wicked Wineaux roster. Easy mistake with a team that needs this much work. As the roster stands, Wicked Wineaux is projected to finish 12th in Return of the Wine Wooters League with a record of 1-12-0 (1,497 points). They went with a balanced approach early, selecting QB Aaron Rodgers (21st overall), RB C.J. Anderson (28th), WR Julio Jones (4th), and TE Travis Kelce (52nd) within the first five rounds. They also built one of the best QB duos in the league, as they added Rodgers and Ryan Fitzpatrick.
Yikes. At least it can't get any worse. In fact, if you nominate yourself for the Toyota Hall Of Fame, you'll be an official nominee. Feel better?
Wicked Wineaux can write off Week 11 as a scheduling injustice and use that time to consider other injustices: for example, why doesn't Chewbacca get a medal during the ceremony at the end of Star Wars? Wookie bias? They have four players and the most projected fantasy points on bye that week. Based on their opponents' projected points, they have one of the hardest slates. Along with the second-most taxing overall schedule, both the first four games and last four games of the season are pretty average for Wicked Wineaux.
Choosing which WRs to start should be pretty obvious most weeks for Wicked Wineaux, as projections show a healthy point difference between their third-ranked (Allen Hurns) and fourth-ranked (Mike Wallace) wideouts.
QB or Bust
Unfortunately, QB is the only strong position on Wicked Wineaux. Fortunately, there's always next year.
Drink Plenty of Milk
With an average of 7.7 years of NFL experience, Wicked Wineaux has the greatest chance of losing a player to osteoporosis.
Was That Auto-Draft?
Bad news for Wicked Wineaux: They accumulated the fewest projected points in the first half of the draft. Worse news: They accumulated the fewest projected points in the second half of the draft.
A Stretch of the Imagination
Grabbing Tim Hightower at pick 189 was, let's say, conceptually adventurous. Hightower is owned on just a handful of rosters across all Yahoo! leagues.
In terms of projected points, the choice of Tim Hightower with the 189th pick gave Wicked Wineaux the worst pick of the final round. This Mr. Irrelevant gets no parade, unfortunately.
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