Bamboo Personal Serving Trays, Set of 4
Stare Upon Our Wines
Or as they call it colloquially, "Host De-stressing Devices."
Or as they call it colloquially, "Host De-stressing Devices."
Straw-green! Just like the slime on TV's "Double Dare."
Ed Asner and Nick Cage are... FAST AND UP!! Don't lie, you'd watch it twice.
This vibrant purple wine would go great with your pretty eyes. Oh, don't be shy. Everyone's talking about them. Do that thing with your lashes? Tee hee! So cute!
Sure, there might be a Greek banking crisis, but their olives are still as sound as ever.
Vengeance is best served cold. That's why Victory is a red and not a white. See? They think this stuff through.
Nothing's so delicious that caramel can't make it deliciouser.
Has it ever been a bad idea to give someone a bottle of wine? Oh, it has? Oh my. Yes. I can see how that would be in poor taste.
Doubles as a spanking paddle.
A nice balance of apples, just like a fruit cart on an old 1930s street.