Names Can Be Deceiving
Z'IVO: It won't record your favorite shows, but it sure tastes nice!
You like TiVo, right? Well then, you're going to love Z'IVO!
How do you get from TiVo to Z'IVO? Simple! First you take the T and change it to a Z! Then you add an apostrophe! After that you streamline the capitalization! And finally, you make it less of a digital television recording system and more of a Pinot Noir!
That's right! A Pinot Noir! As in wine! As in a liquid substance! What would happen when you tried to put TiVo in a wine glass? You'd probably break the glass! Well, get this: the Z'IVO is BUILT FOR POURING!
But who really cares about that, right? You wanna know how the flavor compares. First, bite into a TiVo. What do you taste? Just a bunch of crunchy plastic and wires. Now, drink some Z'IVO, and you get the delicious flavor of red cherry fruit (2007 model) or the rich yet round soft mouth feel that earned a 91 in Wine Spectator and a 90 in Wine Enthusiast (2006 model). I bet they don't even review TiVo in wine magazines!
And the best part? Z'IVO is totally wireless and 100% portable! Although, you're not supposed to use it while you're driving. But to be fair, you probably shouldn't be programing a TiVo while you're on the road either...