Not What You Expect
Chateau d' Abalone Verdejo. It just sounds sexy.
What? What's wrong? You look disappointed. Were you expecting someone more exotic? Because of my name? Well, sorry. It's actually pronounced Ab-uh-alone-y Ver-dee-joe.
And yes, this is my chateau, or chatty-you, as I pronounce it. No, it's not very big. It was built in the 1300s or something. People were smaller then. But it was up for auction and the price was right so I thought, hey, why not?
I know. You probably expected something a little bit more extravagant. I'm really sorry. It's just that it's hard to really get this stuff across in the 156 characters that singlemingle.com allows.
But hey, don't leave just yet. There's some cool stuff about me. For example, I have my own wine. Check it out. It's got flavors of green apple, mineral, grapefruit and lemon with good acidity and a very long finish.
Yeah, not bad, huh? So, how about a second date...