Flower Air Power
Never in the field of human beverages was so much flavor given to so many by so few.
"Striker! Do you copy? Abort mission, Striker. Abort mission and return to base."
Again? You promised me this time I'd have real bombs.
"Truth is the first casualty of war, airman."
I can't believe you armed me with Woot Cellars F-Bomb again instead of real bombs.
"Take it as an honor, airman. Only the elite are trusted with this sublime Riesling. Three Wine Company didn't vint and bottle this stuff just for some green cadet to crash-land it all over the Ruhr. The way you handled last year's, we knew you were the man for the 2012 edition."
So Larry got the real bombs again, huh?
"Yes. But you got the powerful floral notes of jasmine blossom, pineapple, and lemon custard. Now return to base and we'll pop the cork on that flower bomb."
I'm starting to like this war, Captain.