Wine Barrel Wine Stave Bottle Balancer

by wootbot

Any Time is Wine Time! Especially Right Now.

Doubles as a spanking paddle.

Go ahead: try to explain to your less vino-inclined friends and family what a Wine Woot Off is. Watch as their eyes widen in horror while you describe queing up with a bunch of strangers to eagerly snatch up bottle after bottle in a 24-hour festival of wine gluttony. Then smile as they ask you again for the URL.