Preferred by badgers everywhere.
Simply de best. Accept no odder.
Eat this: On hot buttered toast.
Don't eat this: On hot buttered bricks.
This will make you popular with: Willy nilly silly old bears.
This product grants its owner: The categorical right to sing that dratted Mariah Carey song, fully unfettered and unclothed, whenever they please.
This just posted on Facebook: " ... And now I'm all sticky!"
If this is buried in a field, what grows in its place is: Probably a big pile of agitated ants. Don't do it.