Wedderspoon Gold Raw Chilean Honey (4)

by wootbot

Preferred by badgers everywhere.

Simply de best. Accept no odder.

Eat this: On hot buttered toast.

Don't eat this: On hot buttered bricks.

This will make you popular with: Willy nilly silly old bears.

This product grants its owner: The categorical right to sing that dratted Mariah Carey song, fully unfettered and unclothed, whenever they please.

This just posted on Facebook: " ... And now I'm all sticky!"

If this is buried in a field, what grows in its place is: Probably a big pile of agitated ants. Don't do it.