These things are all the rage.
Hey YouTube, I’m making this video of me tasting some wine. It should be hilarious!
What’s up everybody, it’s JTCoolio420_1988, comin’ to you from my kitchen, and I’ve got a 2009 Wall Cellars Chardonnay 5-Pack here. I’m gonna do a taste test, since everyone seems to love reaction videos of people doing weird or mundane stuff.
So here we go, I guess. I’m really nervous! Uh, smells like peaches in there, maybe some nectarines or other stone fruit. Pretty nice, actually. I’m sure though it’s gonna be super gross. Here goes nothin’.
Wow. Okay. Pears and apples, big time. Wow, that’s really good. You can almost taste a little vanilla, too. This is pretty awesome. Man, I’m glad I scored five bottles of these.
Well, this video didn’t turn out quite like I planned, but this is YouTube so I’m still going to add a 24-minute intro with some nu-metal music and a title screen in Comic Sans. BE SURE TO SUBSCRIBE!!!!
- Alcohol: 14.2%
- Appellation: Atlas Peak District
- Winemaker: Brian Nuss
Rules and restrictions:
- Wine sold by winery
- You must be 21 or older to order
- Whoever receives the package must be 21 or older
- If you're drunk when the package shows up, you will not be allowed to receive it
- Wine cannot be delivered to a P.O. Box
- We highly recommend you use a business address as your shipping address
Thanks to stick-in-the-mud buzzkilling state legislators, wine may only be delivered to the following states:
- District Of Columbia
- New Hampshire
- New Mexico
- New York
- North Carolina
- North Dakota
- South Carolina
- West Virginia
If your state's not on the list, you're out of luck... for now. Keep up with the ever-changing laws over at ShipCompliantBlog.com, and/or sound the alarms with your state assembly person through FreeTheGrapes.org. Meanwhile, all Federal, state and local laws are complied with in providing this wine.