What lies beneath ...
The last time I went into the cellar, I ran face-first into a cob web so NO THANKS.
Drink this wine: if someone brings it up from the cellar for you.
Don't drink this wine: if you have to retrieve from its spot amongst the creepy old baby carriage and the porcelain doll with the eyes that can pierce your soul.
Left to its own devices, this wine: will haunt your dreams.
Some skeptics wonder: if wine will ever make blood transfusions obsolete.
In a tell-all biography, it was revealed that this wine: was once a man.
Legend has it that when the moon is full, this wine transforms into: Kitt from Knight Rider.