VinoMax Pourer Aerator

by wootbot

Max Pourer (You can't tell but that's a Simpsons reference.)

THE POWER OF CHEMISTRY IS IN YOUR SWEET CLAMMY HANDS!

Use this: To fill your wine with air. Hot, sexy air.

Don't use this: To fill your gas tank with fuel. Hot, sexy fuel.

Some skeptics wonder: What a VynoMax is.

On this product's car, there is a bumper sticker that reads: AIR8 FOR PRESIDENT

Rejected Names for this Product Include: Mr. Bubbles' magical oxygen gurgles wine pal.