Max Pourer (You can't tell but that's a Simpsons reference.)
THE POWER OF CHEMISTRY IS IN YOUR SWEET CLAMMY HANDS!
Use this: To fill your wine with air. Hot, sexy air.
Don't use this: To fill your gas tank with fuel. Hot, sexy fuel.
Some skeptics wonder: What a VynoMax is.
On this product's car, there is a bumper sticker that reads: AIR8 FOR PRESIDENT
Rejected Names for this Product Include: Mr. Bubbles' magical oxygen gurgles wine pal.