Are you fully prepared to watch the newest celebrity roast?
I can't tell you how long I've been waiting for this roast of James Franco.
"Why? Because you like James Franco? Or, wait, you DON'T like James Franco. That's it, isn't it?"
I don't not like James Franco.
"Oh, then it's because you don't like his movies. You're still bitter because of Your Highness, aren't you? Listen, I know it wasn't exactly the brilliant film we thought it'd be, but it's nothing worth getting upset about. Also, was it really James Franco's fault that it was bad? You might want to consider that."
What? No, I'm just excited because I have this Villa Chiara Italian Cabernet Sauvignon, and it pairs really well with roasts. Finally, I can drink this stuff!