Here we go Ve-gan!
Viva the Vegans.
Use this: To boost your credibility around those rabbit alcoholics you've been hanging out with.
Some skeptics wonder: Whether people from Vegas really need their own type of wine.
In a tell-all biography, it was revealed that this product: Had a tawdry affair with some camembert.
When irradiated, this product will bite you, giving you the power of: Salad.
If this were a character in a sitcom, its catchphrase would be: "I'll just have side dishes."