Vegan Vine Red Case

by wootbot

Here we go Ve-gan!

Viva the Vegans.

Use this: To boost your credibility around those rabbit alcoholics you've been hanging out with.

Some skeptics wonder: Whether people from Vegas really need their own type of wine.

In a tell-all biography, it was revealed that this product: Had a tawdry affair with some camembert.

When irradiated, this product will bite you, giving you the power of: Salad.

If this were a character in a sitcom, its catchphrase would be: "I'll just have side dishes."