A scarlet streak bolts through the blue! The RED SAMPLER is here!
"Wow, look Mary! It's the city's newest vigilante crime fighter, The Red Sampler!"
"Ho, ladies! Greetings and good tidings from me, The Red Sampler! I trust you're fine on this sunny day?"
"We are, sir. We were just enjoying a picnic with some wine- Hey!""Delicious! I think I'll have a second glass!"
"I thought you were a hero!"
"I assure you, I am! I use my super sampling powers only for good!"
"Super sampling powers?"
"What does that mean?"
"I'm really good at tasting just a little bit of something."
"The wine is delicious, by the way."