Ty Caton enTycement (3)

by wootbot

Ty one on.

Wine so sexy, we're gonna try to take it home.

Hey there, Ty Caton enTycement. I've got a couple questions for you:

Was your father a baker? Because your purple hue is - wait, no.

Okay, okay, how about this: Hey, baby, I seem to have lost my phone number. Is that a boysenberry in your pocket? Crap, hang on. I'll get this right.

Are you a light switch? Because your blackberry aroma is turning me on!

Do you have a map? Because I am getting lost in your beautiful purple hue.

Was your dad a boxer? Because your lush mouthfeel is a knockout.

I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by YOU. Although since you are a wine, I am a little tipsy, so.

Alright, alright, so maybe conventional pickup lines don't work. But you get the idea, Ty Caton wine. Tonight, why don't you pair ME with U?