Wilkommen in Winetoberfest!
This wine is named "River Of Skulls" and you don't already own it? How can you even hold your head up as you walk down the street?
Winetoberfest: it's not just an empty, meaningless name for another typical Wine.Woot-Off! Oh, wait, that's exactly what it is. But who needs a snappy marketing label for great deals like these? (Of course, if you happen to have any ideas along those lines, let us know.)