Tsar Nicoulai Caviar 2-Pack + Spoon

by wootbot

Here Fishy Fishy

Opening a jar is way easier than catching a pregnant fish.

Just the other day, I had a real hankerin' for some caviar. So I thought to myself, I'll just go out and catch one of those white sturgeons and hope it's knocked up. Turns out it was harder than I expected. Like, a lot harder. You wouldn't believe how slippery those suckers are!

And then I got to thinking, this might literally be the hardest thing I've ever tried to do. Way harder than, say:

  • Greasing a pig
  • Mating a lightning bug with a cockroach
  • Capoeira
  • Eating cereal with chopsticks
  • Touching my tongue to my nose
  • Touching my tongue to a stranger's nose
  • Walking to space
  • Digesting lint