Here Fishy Fishy
Opening a jar is way easier than catching a pregnant fish.
Just the other day, I had a real hankerin' for some caviar. So I thought to myself, I'll just go out and catch one of those white sturgeons and hope it's knocked up. Turns out it was harder than I expected. Like, a lot harder. You wouldn't believe how slippery those suckers are!
And then I got to thinking, this might literally be the hardest thing I've ever tried to do. Way harder than, say:
- Greasing a pig
- Mating a lightning bug with a cockroach
- Eating cereal with chopsticks
- Touching my tongue to my nose
- Touching my tongue to a stranger's nose
- Walking to space
- Digesting lint