Truffle Butter and Duck Fat (3)

by wootbot

Oh Yum

Oh, no, that's not the sound of a car screeching to a stop. I just make that noise whenever I see the words "duck fat" on my screen.

Let's make this easy: if you know what this is, stop reading the write-up and buy some. If you don't know what this is, well, okay, you're welcome to come inside and learn more but... well, in a situation like this, every second counts.

It's pretty amazing that if we use the word "crap" everyone on the Internet races to our front door, but if we put "Truffle Butter and Duck Fat" in big black letters, we always get some yokels saying YA'LL AIN'T NOTHIN' WHARS MAH CRAP. So listen up, Cletus. Because if you've got even a single functioning taste bud, this Truffle Butter and Duck Fat combo is going to make you happy you're here, and happy you're alive.

First, we're gonna ask you a question: ever had black truffle butter on a steak? No? Well, that makes sense, doesn't it? Because if you HAD, you wouldn't be reading this write-up, you'd be busy inventing fake personas so you could buy five times as many orders as normal. We're not kidding you, people. This is hardcore foodie paradise.

And what about the white truffle butter? Melt that into your fresh-from-the-pot pasta and let it drizzle through the noodles. Take a bite. Weep tears of sadness for the person that you were, and that you'll never again be able to experience white truffle butter for the first time.

Last, but not even close to least? The duck fat. Oh, MAMA, was this stuff made for potatoes. But it's not limited, no, no, no. Mushrooms, vegetables, some delicious deep fried delicacies, and we've never tried it, but surely the words "bacon deep fried in duck fat" stirs something inside you. Make that work and you'll have the entire Internet whispering your name in awe. That's not a challenge. That's a PROMISE.

So, yeah. If you didn't know, you know now. And we appreciate the compliment but WHY ARE YOU STILL READING THIS??? Hit that button, get your Truffle Butter and Duck Fat, STOP MISSING OUT ON THIS LIFE-CHANGING MOMENT AND BUY YOUR FREAKIN' FOOD! GO, GO, GO!

And next time everyone's going crazy about crap, just roll your eyes.