The Wine Diaper (6) - Random Colors

by wootbot

Here we go again!

Remember: if you’re a bottle who has to start using Wine Diapers, it’s nothing to be ashamed of.

Fresh start, guys and gals. This is gonna be our big year. We're gonna cut out the sugar, start making our bed in the morning, and make a concerted effort to hide our prison tattoos. We're gonna reduce our soda intake and stop lighting fires in public restrooms. Yep, 2014 is gonna be great!