Wilkommen in Winetoberfest!
No animal byproducts were used in the production of this wine, unless you count the rich musk emitted by a working copywriter.
Winetoberfest: it's not just an empty, meaningless name for another typical Wine.Woot-Off! Oh, wait, that's exactly what it is. But who needs a snappy marketing label for great deals like these? (Of course, if you happen to have any ideas along those lines, let us know.)