Tess Napa Valley Red Wine Blend (5)

by wootbot

It Don't Matter If You're Red or Not-Quite-As-Red

Whoa, dude: Tess Winery just went "screw it - blend up some wines, same bottle."

Nothing's gonna be the same. Our world = rocked. Our preconceptions = shaken. Our neat little mental dichotomies = smashed. Cab, Merlot, and Zin jumbled up with Chardonnay, Sauvignon Blanc, and Petit Verdot. It's not a dream. It's not hypothetical. It's right here.

The richness and body of a red with the crisp, refreshing lightness of a not-so-red: that's the Tess Napa Valley Red Wine Blend. It's an abomination against all that is sacred in winemaking. A tasty, tasty abomination.