Final Tasting Notes
TWANG - THWACK. ugggggggggggh.
GAWDDDDDD IT HURTS. EEEnnnnggGGGG. This is it for me, partner. I'm - AAAAAGGGHGGHGHGH. I'm done for. Wha's that…nnnngh…what'd you say? Describe the - describe the wine? Ehhhhhhghhghghg. Can't you see I caught an arrow in the gut, friend?
AW GAWD. I ain't got much longer, 'fraid. FFFSSSTTT FFFFSSSST.
Listen, uuuuuuuuuuuuunnnngggghhhhh - tell my wife back in -- sorry, what? It was a red wine, OK? No wait, there were a buncha different wines - a mix pack or something. It's all a bit foggy. Tell my son…ACKACKACKAACK OH GAWD I THOUGHT I KNEW WHAT PAIN WAS BUT THIS IS SOMETHING TOTALLY DIFFERENT. Tell my son I'm sorry I never --
-- Tasting notes? I just can't see why it matters - why any of it mattered. But I supposed there was a … a hint of spicy clove in the cab-shiraz blend. OK? OH I WISH IT WOULD END! nnnnghi nnnnghi nnnghi. And I guess you could say that that Syrah was surprisingly Rhone-like. WHERE IS THAT PAIN COMING FROM IS THAT PART OF MY BODY??
Would I recommend the wines to a friend? Sure I would. I'd tell a friend - ohhhhhh noooooooooo aaaaaaaaaghhhhh - I'd tell a friend to live for the moment. Drink wine. Be happy. Don't get caught up in a war you can't win with a people you should never have fought. Find a nice place to till the soil and take care of yourself. Life ain't for fighting, it's for…