Stillman Brown Petite Sirah (2)

by wootbot


There's a little something extra inside this bottle of Stillman Brown Petite Sirah. Here's a hint: We have no idea what it is.

Is there anything sexier than a man drinking a dark, smokey wine with a firm tannin structure while operating an oscillating tool? The answer to that is … yes. There are definitely sexier things than that.

But still. Look at him standing over there, manly, callused hand wrapped around that delicate glass of ripe blackberry, blueberry and vanilla flavors, while the other hand hacks through that delicious ribeye with a semicircle saw blade.

I don't know about you, but the mere sight of it sends shivers down my spine, and also a little vomit up my esophagus and into my mouth. It's a complicated emotion.

What's not complicated, however, is your decision to buy this delightful Petite Sirah. If a little mystery helps spark your intrigue, Stillman added a secret ingredient to it. Could be some exotic fruit. Could be the sweat of this man. Either way, you can't lose.