Sonoma Harvest Salad Dressings (6)

by wootbot

UR VEGGIES ARE NEKKID!

Dress your salad in corduroy & lemon.

Each of these dressings unlocks a unique superpower upon consumption. Here’s what you can expect:

Classic Italian Vinaigrette - The power of scrapbooking.

Creamy White Balsamic Vinaigrette - The power to assemble flat-pack furniture quickly and without spousal disagreements.

Herb Tarragon Dressing - The power of parallel parking without a car.

Honey Balsamic Dressing - The power to select the fastest line every time.

Lemon Parmesan Dressing - The power of digestive serenity.

Red Raspberry Vinaigrette - The power to resist doughnuts.