Sonoma Harvest Oil and Balsamic (4)

by wootbot

The one where they get very sick.

Oil be there for you.

"Hold the elevator - oh hey, Drudy!"

"Hey there, Amblerd. Boy, I am so sleepy."

"Oh, me, too! Like, don't EVEN talk to me until I've had my morning cup of olive oil!"

"Ha! Same! I can't even think about starting my day without a big hot mug of olive oil."

"I'm even like this on weekends! It's not a real Saturday unless I get to my little local oil purveyor and fill up on some freshly pressed olive extractions. Then I'm ready for my 6 mile run around the lake!"

"Oh em gee, Amblerd, you are, like, my total twin. I just lose time at the olive oil shop. It's like … when I watch 'Friends' and they're all gathered in that cafe where everybody has giant cups of oil and the characters wind up in a series of dramatic and somewhat incestuous relationships!"

"Exactly! Wait, what?"