Soiree Tempour with Rechillers

by wootbot

Lukewarm Reception.

SEE BELOW FOR AN URGENT MESSAGE FROM THE BEVERAGE TEMPERATURE ADVISORY BOARD.

THE BEVERAGE TEMPERATURE ADVISORY BOARD HAS LEARNED OF A BEVERAGE QUALITY CRISIS SWEEPING THE NATION. HAPLESS CITIZENS ARE DRINKING WINE AND SPIRITS AT ROOM TEMPERATURE. THE CONSEQUENCE IS WEAKENED LIBATION ENJOYMENT.

SWEET MARY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING, AMERICA? THE BEVERAGE TEMPERATURE ADVISORY BOARD IS VERY DISAPPOINTED IN YOU. THINK OF YOUR GUESTS. YOU THINK THEY WANT A TEPID DRINK? YOU MIGHT AS WELL THROW THAT WINE IN THEIR DISAPPOINTED FACES AND SPIT ON THEIR SHOES.

SORRY, AMERICA. THE BEVERAGE TEMPERATURE ADVISORY BOARD FEELS VERY STRONGLY ABOUT INCREASING BEVERAGE QUALITY FOR ALL MANKIND. THE BEVERAGE TEMPERATURE ADVISORY BOARD THINKS YOU DESERVE BETTER, IS ALL. SOMETIMES THE BEVERAGE TEMPERATURE ADVISORY BOARD'S PASSION JUST GETS THE BETTER OF THE BEVERAGE TEMPERATURE ADVISORY BOARD.

PLEASE TAKE ACTION TO PREVENT DECLINING LIBATION ENJOYMENT. BE A PART OF THE SOLUTION. BUY THIS GIZMO.