Soirée Bottle Top Wine Aerator (2)

by wootbot

Aerate-While-U-Wait

Who's got time to let wine breathe anymore?

I live for the moment. By the time I decant my wine, let it open up, then pour a glass and let that open up, I've probably forgotten what wine is.

I mean that literally. My short-term memory was damaged when I lost an important part of my brain in a terrible Nordic Track accident.

That's why I need the Soirée Bottle Top Wine Aerator. It aerates the wine as it's being poured, so I don't lose focus for even a second. And I can aerate wine at different rates just by pouring at different angles, so lighter whites get aerated more gently than reds. And you know what the best thing about it is?

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Excuse me, why are you staring at me like that? Do we know each other? My short-term memory was damaged when I lost an important part of my brain in a terrible Nordic Track accident.