One bottle for every day of the week, assuming you live on Kepler-22B.
Drink these: … and your life will Beso good!
The genies living inside these bottles are named: Dr. John White-son and Sherlock Besolmes. They’re on the case! (Fun fact: That’s the worst thing we’ve ever written.)
When these wines don't want to go to dinner with you, they use this excuse: “Yeeeah. That’s really more of a beer meal.”
If you owned these, people would say: “I would like to be your friend.”
The only way to make these better would be: If they came with a lifetime supply of early retirement.