Scott Harvey Wines Beso Mixed Case

by wootbot

Make friends!

One bottle for every day of the week, assuming you live on Kepler-22B.

Drink these: … and your life will Beso good!

The genies living inside these bottles are named: Dr. John White-son and Sherlock Besolmes. They’re on the case! (Fun fact: That’s the worst thing we’ve ever written.)

When these wines don't want to go to dinner with you, they use this excuse: “Yeeeah. That’s really more of a beer meal.”

If you owned these, people would say: “I would like to be your friend.”

The only way to make these better would be: If they came with a lifetime supply of early retirement.