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The world needed a hero. InZINerator answered the call!
Hahaha! I, Dr. Edibles, have finally done it! I’ve finally achieved my mission of stealing the whole world’s supply of grilled chicken, pizza, pasta, and hamburger! Now, I will eat it all in one sitting!
“Naht so fahst!”
InZINerator! Are you here to try to stop me?
“No. I’m heya tew offa yew a drink.”
“I vant tew provide yew vith a boatel of tasty 2009 InZINerator vine to go vith meal.”
But we’ve been enemies for so long. Why would you help me now?
“Becawz – vith InZINerator’s big, bold black cherry notes – it pairs so vell vith all that food yew hahv. Heya. Try eet!”
Hmmm… Why it’s a veritable treasure chest of flavors! And is it aged in oak?
I could tell! It really contributes to the rounded complexity. And with just a hint of sweetness. Very nice, InZINerator! But what’s… this I… feel. Could it be? Oh no, it is! I feel sadness! Sadness to be denying the world such a beautiful pairing! Must… resist… urge… to… give… back… food… to… world… AHHH! BLAST YOU, INZINERATOR!
“I vihn again!”
- Blend: 78% Zinfandel, 9% Syrah, 8% Barbera, 5% Mixed Port
- Alcohol: 14.5%
- pH: 3.6
- RS: 0.8%
- Release Date: January, 2012
- Cases Produced: 1,042 @ 12/750ml
Rules and restrictions:
- Wine sold by winery
- You must be 21 or older to order
- Whoever receives the package must be 21 or older
- If you're drunk when the package shows up, you will not be allowed to receive it
- Wine cannot be delivered to a P.O. Box
- We highly recommend you use a business address as your shipping address
Thanks to stick-in-the-mud buzzkilling state legislators, wine may only be delivered to the following states:
- District Of Columbia
- New Mexico
- New York
- North Carolina
- South Carolina
If your state's not on the list, you're out of luck... for now. Keep up with the ever-changing laws over at ShipCompliantBlog.com, and/or sound the alarms with your state assembly person through FreeTheGrapes.org. Meanwhile, all Federal, state and local laws are complied with in providing this wine.