Scott Harvey InZINerator

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The world needed a hero. InZINerator answered the call!

Hahaha! I, Dr. Edibles, have finally done it! I’ve finally achieved my mission of stealing the whole world’s supply of grilled chicken, pizza, pasta, and hamburger! Now, I will eat it all in one sitting!

“Naht so fahst!”

InZINerator! Are you here to try to stop me?

“No. I’m heya tew offa yew a drink.”

What?

“I vant tew provide yew vith a boatel of tasty 2009 InZINerator vine to go vith meal.”

But we’ve been enemies for so long. Why would you help me now?

“Becawz – vith InZINerator’s big, bold black cherry notes – it pairs so vell vith all that food yew hahv. Heya. Try eet!”

Hmmm… Why it’s a veritable treasure chest of flavors! And is it aged in oak?

“Jah.”

I could tell! It really contributes to the rounded complexity. And with just a hint of sweetness. Very nice, InZINerator! But what’s… this I… feel. Could it be? Oh no, it is! I feel sadness! Sadness to be denying the world such a beautiful pairing! Must… resist… urge… to… give… back… food… to… world… AHHH! BLAST YOU, INZINERATOR!

“I vihn again!”

2009 InZINerator 3-Pack
 
  • Blend: 78% Zinfandel, 9% Syrah, 8% Barbera, 5% Mixed Port
  • Alcohol: 14.5%
  • pH: 3.6
  • RS: 0.8%
  • Release Date: January, 2012
  • Cases Produced: 1,042 @ 12/750ml
A wine made for the “Super Hero”: Beginning in 2008, Scott Harvey's InZINerator label increased in size and combines both the “Z” logo and the word InZINerator for a larger than life look for a larger than life wine.
 
Discover a treasure chest of flavors. Full of big, bold black cherry flavors, it is a lone warrior in the world of basic Zinfandels. Oak aging contributes to the rounded complexity, with just a hint of sweetness. Try this wine with any grilled meat or chicken, or pair with pizza, pasta and burgers!

 

Rules and restrictions:

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