Wine: Not always for drinking
You know what’s they say: two’s company, three’s the perfect number for juggling.
These Saxon Brown wines are classy wines, which is important. When you’re juggling them. That’s what you guys are here for, right? Why else would you be looking at a three-pack, the optimal number of bottles for wine-juggling? Because you want to drink them? No. Wine drinkers buy 2 and 4 packs. Everyone knows a three pack of wine is for wine jugglers only. And anyone who’s ever tried the sport knows you don’t want to be juggling some cheapsy-weepsy, bargain-bin swill. It shows that you’re nervous, that you lack confidence. You need to let the audience see that you’re not messing around, that there are consequences.
With your choice of wines to juggle, you show your skill level. And this Saxon Brown Syrah 3 pack is for experts only. Juggling these three wines is a statement onto itself. You’re saying, “If I fail this bottle of 2007 Camp Block Syrah – with its rich concentration of sweet oak, leather, and tobacco on a layer off dry tannins – could crash to the floor. One false move and could send this bottle of 2007 Owl Block – a rock star of a wine, with wonderful violets, lavender, an exotic fruit tones to go along with its Syrah varietal character, and an almost dark chocolate finish – hurling across the room. If I am not fully present I risk wasting this 2007 Flora Ranch – filled with flavors of blueberry, red fruit, violets, and mocha – but alas, I am fully present. I am sure of myself, and I will succeed!”
You see that’s the key to being a wine juggler, you must always attempt feats that are too big to fail.
2007 Camp Block Syrah
- Case Production: 220 cases
Very dark and dense color; Cassis, blackberry, plum, slight licorice and latex, black current, sweet cigar tobacco, with black olive. On the palate - richness and a concentration of sweet oak, leather and tobacco on a layer off dry tannins. This wine will age up to 15-20 years, but why wait – they’ll make more.
2007 Owl Block
- Case Production: 237 cases
The “Rock-star,” as we like to call this wine. It has a wonderful violets, lavender and an exotic fruit tone to go along with its Syrah varietal character. The mouth feel has a long concentrated presence, with an almost dark chocolate finish. This wine will age up to, and maybe even beyond, 20 years.
2007 Flora Ranch
- Case Production: 264 cases
Very dark, with lots of blueberry, red fruit, violets and mocha. As the wine opens up it moves toward black cherry and dark chocolate, with sweet oak. This wine/vineyard will amaze you with how it evolves in the glass over time. This wine will easily age 10-15 years.
Rules and restrictions:
- Wine sold by winery
- You must be 21 or older to order
- Whoever receives the package must be 21 or older
- If you're drunk when the package shows up, you will not be allowed to receive it
- Wine cannot be delivered to a P.O. Box
- We highly recommend you use a business address as your shipping address
Thanks to stick-in-the-mud buzzkilling state legislators, wine may only be delivered to the following states:
- District Of Columbia
- New Mexico
- New York
- North Carolina
- North Dakota
- South Carolina
- West Virginia
If your state's not on the list, you're out of luck... for now. Keep up with the ever-changing laws over at ShipCompliantBlog.com, and/or sound the alarms with your state assembly person through FreeTheGrapes.org. Meanwhile, all Federal, state and local laws are complied with in providing this wine.