AVA bottle of wine! Then AVA 'nother!
It's another handy glossary provided by Wine.Woot! Lucky you!
AVA: Designation of the wine’s appellation.
BOTTLE: The (often glass) vessel in which wine dwells. See the picture to learn more.
SOMMELIER: Enviable service industry individuals employed to loom over innocent diners and drink wine for money.
TABLE WINE: Not to be confused with Chair Wine, or Bed Wine, or Desk Wine, or Bicycle Wine, or Toilet Wine.
FLIGHT: Term used to describe airborne wine.
CLONES: The army what fought those battle droids after all the star systems seceded from the Galactic Republic.
MONOPOLE: The French version of Monopoly.
NOSE: The thing in the middle of your face. Use it to smell the hints of pepper and dried flower aromas in this wine.
PINOT NOIR: Refers to Vitis vinifera, the species of the grape offered here today. Wait, this stuff is made of grapes?