Red Zeppelin Tempranillo-Tannat-Syrah (2)

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WOO! THE ZEP!

Dirigiblicious.

Hello Cleveland! We are RED ZEPPELIN!

[loud applause and cheering]

Now, before we can start, you need to answer one question: ARE YOU READY TO ROCK?

[loud applause and cheering]

I can’t hear you!

[loud applause and cheering]

No, seriously, we need an answer.

[loud applause and cheering]

Guys, it’s a yes or no question, c’mon! Get with it!

[loud applause and cheering]

Are you or are you not ready for the layers of cherries, red plum, pepper, vanilla, earth and oak in our blend?

[loud applause and cheering]

Okay, seriously, that doesn’t answer our question.

[loud applause and cheering]

Is anyone even listening? We’re asking questions and you’re all just screaming.

[loud applause and cheering]

So we could just say anything, huh?

[loud applause and cheering]

Kajorbalbak!

[loud applause and cheering]

Jeez, this is pretty…

[loud applause and cheering]

Hey! We weren’t even fini-

[loud applause and cheering]

OH, JUST FORGET IT!