Go on, have another. And another. And another.
There's a law that says "Port" has to come from Europe. So let's just call this "The World's Only Superpower Dessert Wine" instead. See? Legal AND insulting!
For us, a Woot-Off means never having to say "don't you think you've had enough?" As long as you want more, we'll keep pouring. Until your order is delivered, the only intoxication you'll get will be the rush of saving money on great wine. But we've found that can be pretty powerful stuff.