Raised By Wolves Red Blend (6)

by wootbot

A blend that'll give you paws.

The best wine you’ll taste this year that was made by a pack of wild canines.

The 2010 Bad Moon Rising is a delightful blend that has a wonderful complexity. From the wet stone aroma to the fruity undertones, this is a wine you’ll find yourself coming back to again and again. Break into a bottle as soon as it lands on your doorstep, or hold onto it for up to twelve years. Either way, you’re in for a real treat. But don’t take our word for it. Here’s what Raised By Wolves head viticulturist Ulf Liekos has to say:

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