You have your morning beverage, I have mine
You don't want to talk to me if I haven't had my Radog.
"But, Chris, it's 9:30 in the morning."
Ah, man. Another day, just grinding, am I right, Todd?
"Oh, you know it! And I haven't even had my coffee yet, so sorry if I'm a little moody."
Ha! I know exactly what you mean. I haven't even had a glass of 2007 Radog Monterey County Pinot Noir yet.
"Wait, what? Like wine?"
Yeah! I just gotta have it if I'm going to get through my day.
I know! Ugh! I'm about a half hour overdue!"Um, I don't mean to be a buzzkill here, but I don't think you should do that, man."
Wait? I know! It's KILLING me!"No! I don't think you should be drinking wine in the morning! On a work day!"
That's pretty hypocritical of you to say, Todd. After all, you were JUST saying that you needed your coffee."Coffee and wine are not the same thing."
You're right. I bet your precious coffee doesn't have a touch of strawberry, blackberry, and earth on the nose, or a round texture with blackberry fruit flavors, along with a hint of black cherry, cola, and spice."You know what else coffee doesn't have in it? Alcohol. Also, they provide it for us, in the breakroom."
In the breakroom, in the bottom drawer of my desk under a few folders. It's all semantics, Todd.