Rabbit Aerator & Bottle Stopper Set 2-Pk

by wootbot

The best swirlie since high school.

Aeration improves everything. This cannot be disputed.

Are YOU sick of boring, flat, non-aerated beverages making YOUR life miserable? Then change your life with the new Metrokane Rabbit Aerating Pourer! No more flavorless drinks for you!

How does it work? MAGIC! Tiny gnomes with microscopic iSi Whippers inject air directly into your drink WHILE IT POURS! Air is scientifically proven to be good, so that goodness is now in your drink, which is also good!

GOODNESS IS DOUBLED!

Think I’m crazy? Well, I’d kick you in the shins if you said it to my face! Because you’re wrong. This works! Use it with any of the following!

WINE!
MILK!
TEA!
LAVA!
ORANGE JUICE!
THE OCEAN!
ROOT BEER FLOATS!
VITAMINS!
CHINA!
MOON ROCKS!
YOUR BRAIN!
AND MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE!

Operators are standing by so DON’T DELAY! Seriously! I see you in there and I WILL come to your house if I feel like you’re messing with me.

AERATOR, ATTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!