Proud to Serve Sauvignon Blanc

by wootbot

Basic Training

I don't know whether to drink it or salute it!

"I see you exhibit a delightful crispness with exceptional flavors of pineapple, summer peach and melon. What's your name, private?"

SIR, SAUVIGNON BLANC, SIR!

"Wrong! From now on, you're Private Yummy Pants. Do you like that name?"

SIR, YES, SIR!

"Well there's something else you're really gonna like, Private Yummy Pants. If I've got anything to say about it, you're gonna spend the rest of your days partnering oysters and nearly any shellfish."

SIR, THANK YOU, SIR!

"Don't thank me, private. Thank the North Coast."

SIR, YES, SIR!

"How old are you, Private Yummy Pants?"

SIR, I WAS MADE IN 2009, SIR!

"Holy allspice berries, private! I didn't know someone your age could be so fragrant and bright."

SIR, IT'S MY CRISP TWIST OF LEMON, SIR!

"Well slap my momma and call me Shirley, private! You're A-OK by me. I'm Proud to Serve with you."