Premium Lightly Salted California Pistachios

by Wootbot

Nuts To You, Buddy

Gonna be drinking? Gonna be nibbling. It’s a tradition that goes back to the earliest human.

There’s something about wine, some critical threshold between “Oh, I just want a sip of yours” and “LET’S ORDER TWO HUNDRED PIZZAS” where most of us usually sit. These Premium Lightly Salted California Pistachios neatly fill that space, offering a lightly salted alternative to, say, a greasy mix of eggs, sausage and jalapenos which nobody would ever eat sober.

Wine, after all, is for classy people. And classy people nibble genteelly from two 32oz bags over an extended period of time. Even when deep in their hearts they want to pour gravy and cheese on french fries and bury their face in the resulting mess.

Remember: no one’s ever rolled over the next day and said “I really shouldn’t have eaten all those pistachios.”

 

 

2 - 32oz bag California Pistachio: