Poco Dolce Artisanal Chocolates

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Bolstered by candy cane columns.

"Alright, Patterson family. You haven't seen your home since the Tool Network Hostile Home Makeover Takeover started four months ago. Are you ready for the big reveal?"

"We're really nervous, Bob, but ready!"

"Oookay … remove the blindfolds!"




"Well, Pattersons, what do you think?!"

"Bob, did you and your builders just floor our new home using gourmet chocolate?"

"That's right! Luxurious chocolate tiles!"

"It's everywhere. It goes from the master bedroom and straight to the bath."

"That's correct, Pam! Do you know what we call it?"



"You'll be hearing from our attorney."