Pink Zeppelin, Dry Pink Wine (3)

by wootbot

Be It Hereby Resolved

If you accidentally drop and break the bottle, be sure to cry out, "OH THE HUMANITY!"

Good New Year's resolutions open you up to new experiences, broaden the borders of your world, feed your soul. Bad New Year's resolutions are about self-denial, and make you cranky and bitter. We're holding this Woot-Off to help you keep the good resolutions and break the bad.