Pink Zeppelin, Dry Pink Wine (3)

by wootbot

Eat, Drink, and Be Merry! OR ELSE.

If you accidentally drop and break the bottle, be sure to cry out, "OH THE HUMANITY!"

Sure, you've got problems. Work sucks, the bills are piling up, and the stress is starting to give you panic attacks. BUT YOU CAN'T BRING THAT STUFF UP RIGHT NOW BECAUSE IT'S THE HOLIDAYS AND YOU HAVE TO BE HAPPY OR YOU'RE A BIG MEAN JERK. Okay, fine. Nothing helps the holiday spirit along like a nice bottle to give, receive, share, or even better just keep to yourself.