Penny Farthing Chardonnay (6)

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Penny Farth ur Thoughts

Fits!

Fainting!

Falling Sickness!

Does your current California Chardonnay impose brute force of toasts and butters upon your tonguemeat?

 

No longer allow the vagabond grape to violate your delicate constitution!

 

Penny Farthing Chardonnay!

A soothing Santa Barbara tonic!

None of the heavy flavorings of oak or grist mill!

Relinquish those former Chardonnays with their creams of ammonia!

-Instead-

Inhale the intoxicating aroma of stone fruit!

Allow the scent of honeysuckle to transport you to "the Orient" or wherever!

 

Liberate yourself from those tramp grapes! Buy Penny Farthing Chardonnay Today!