The Last ONEHOPE
We may be stranded on a deserted island, but I'm tired of hearing you all saying we have no hope. That's not true. We have ONEHOPE, and I'm holding it right here.
Okay, so maybe it's not the type of hope you're looking for right now. Maybe you're looking for hope in the form of a rescue helicopter or an abundant source of food, and we might not have that, but still, don't say we have no hope when we clearly do have ONEHOPE.
No, you are not hallucinating. This is not like that time you thought there was a mini mart under the palm tree. This is real. Real, delicious wine.
You still don't believe me, do you? Well, I'll prove it to you! Watch as I open the cork. Watch as a I take a sip from the bottle ... mmm, that's good. Watch as I take another sip from the bottle ... okay, that was more than a sip, but really, that's some outstanding wine. One sec, I need some more of that ... yeah, I could do this all night ... okay, just one more drink of it ...
Ah, yes, see, now that is not merely nothing. That is an excellent bottle of wine that we should be thankful we have with us here on this island. No more do I want to hear you say we have no hope. We clearly have ONEHOPE, and I'm holding it right here in my h-- oh, shoot, there's none left.
I drank our ONEHOPE.