Omnimount Satellite Speaker Mount Kit

by Wootbot

This Isn’t What It Looks Like

Wait, what am I saying? You ASKED me to do this. It’s exactly what it looks like!

And you know what? I’m not ashamed. Not in the slightest. You asked me to come over and mount your small satellite speakers and that’s what I’m doing. Why should I be the one who’s embarrassed? Avert your eyes all you want, buddy. After all, you could have done mounted your speakers all by your lonesome, but I guess you just weren’t, you know, MAN enough. That’s cool. Some people are just better at mounting than others.

Anyway, if you gimme just a minute, I’ll be done with this one. I’m probably going to need a sandwich and a nap before I move on to the others and…

Huh? Omnimount Satellite Speaker Mount Kit? Dude, what are you even talking about?

Oh. So you meant the other type of mounting, I guess. The one where you put speakers on the wall or ceiling using injection molded, glass reinforced nylon bits. I see.

No, no, it’s my fault. Just, uh, lemme clean up here and we’ll get started. If you could just hand me my pants, that would be awesome, thanks.


Warranty: 5 Year Omnimount

Condition New



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