A REAL red blend
Bring in 'da Monk.
Drink this: When you are blazing your own trail.*
The only way to make this better would be: If it had more loams. You know. Loams.
Left unattended in an airport, this item would be mistaken for: "…Uh … contraband … that we must seize and take into this back room with some prime rib."
Legend has that when the moon is full, this wine transforms into: A Chevy El Camino. (It gets confused.)
The SNL episode hosted by this wine features a sketch in which: Somebody does something and then a clip of the sketch goes viral and Lorne Michaels makes a crapload of money somehow.
In a tell-all biography, it was revealed that this wine: Prefers whites.
*A figurative trail, of course. Don't drink and drive.